She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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