who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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