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(805): View more from California

I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun

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(516): View more from New York

Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.

(352): View more from Florida

Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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(425): View more from Washington

Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

okay we need to get tested.

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now

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