Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she peed on how many people?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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