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(561): View more from Florida

definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned

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(510): View more from California

speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?

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(+61): View more from Australia

I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest

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