Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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