just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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