Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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