Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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