You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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