Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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