Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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