I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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