I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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