I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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