I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
they're like a gay fantastic four
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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