There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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