you win again, gameday.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We were destined to go to rehab together
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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