Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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