i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
This can only be settled by a dance off.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
