i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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