It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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