But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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