How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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