So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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