Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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