It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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