I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My vagina is officially offended.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
