found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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