i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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