yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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