I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
this just has baby written all over it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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