lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sorry about my life...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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