Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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