dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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