Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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