Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She's the barista slut.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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