My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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