After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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