That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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