it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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