I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
it glows. i had to have it.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Boobs speak an international language.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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