he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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