we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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