There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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