is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
birth control should be required to get into college
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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