at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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