super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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