Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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