bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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