Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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