Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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