All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he just fucked me for my cheese..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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