Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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