it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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