sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
